I used to be Sam, but I'm now a Republican and I am Scam, Scam I am!
I do not like Scam I am!
Do you like lies, deceit and arrogance?
If you are a Republican, you like that stance!
I do not like them, Scam I am!
I do not like lies, deceit and arrogance.
Would you like them to lie to you, more and more?
You know they only do so because they think it will help them score!
Would you like them locally or in Washington, DC?
No, I think not, I do not like lies as far as you can see!
Republicans think they are clever,
By getting you to pull that R lever,
But I do not like Scam - I prefer Uncle Sam!
I would not vote for them here or there.
I would not vote for them anywhere!
Would you vote for them into the House?
Of course not, they're all just a louse.
Would you vote for them into the Senate?
Why would we, they only want to hurt America, that's a sure bet!
I do not like them in the House.
I do not like them in the Senate.
They are rude, crude and never jovial,
I would never vote one to be in the Oval!
From Cruz, to Hawley, Graham and Trump,
I have more brains in only half my rump!
And don't overlook Geatz, Jordan or Cotton,
All bad apples - just so rotten.
Would you ever want to give Republicans so much power?
If they promise sweets, they'll only deliver sour!
The GOP is not at all for We,
The GOP is really only for Whites and the rich,
Complaining about "everyone else," like a whiny bitch.
Would you trust them to tell the truth?
Even if under oath?
NO I would not, they cannot be trusted,
Their CON is obvious, they're goals have been busted.
I do not like them in the House.
I do not like them in the Senate.
They are rude, crude and never jovial,
I would never vote one to be in the Oval!
I used to be Sam, but now I am a Republican and I am Scam, I am!
I do not like Scam, I am!
Try to have a safe week!